
I love Google. I love that I can call people's phones from it for free. I love that I can pull up any chat conversation I've had . . . ever. I love the way my email conversations are organized. I just love the way Google makes my life easier. In fact, I've been calling for Google to finance universal health care since Obama got into office. I think we could all use a little Ghealth in our lives.
That being said, I'm pretty sure that Google will be the end of the human race. Almost every detail of my life over the past 3 years since I started using Gmail is stored in some computer somewhere owned by Google. Multiply that by the more than 200 million Gmail users and it's only a matter of time. I can say with confidence that when Google servers become self aware on December, 21st 2012 and Judgement Day begins, I'll be dismayed, but not surprised. And if you fail to get that reference, get your life together, and get back to me.
I for one am going to keep using the Big G, until the robots come to forcibly remove me from my computer. If I'm going down, I'm going down in style. However, if Google doesn't get to us first, residents of California, can trust that the super storm that will last more than a month and dump over 10 feet of rain on the Sunshine state will wipe them off the face of the planet. But climate change is a myth, right? Loser say "what?"
Just sayin,
C






